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The War Continues
The king's War Against the World has expanded, now also against the world's richest alien space Nazi.
The two Nazis argued vehemently on Ex (formerly Twat her) and Tooth Social.
President Musk apparently doesn't like the king's new friend, Big "Beautiful" Bill, who promises to cause all sorts of misery on working people, especially the fools who voted for him; his Medicaid cuts will close rural hospitals, leaving no doctors for injured farmers for example.
In other nooze, Nooze.org was hacked. A DoS (Denial of Service) was launched against The Nooze late last month. Even Roger was unable to stop the attack.
He finally found that the attacker wasn't a pimple-faced script kiddie with a 'bot army, but Cumcast Internet. The Boss hadn't paid what Cumcast called our "big beautiful bill".
06/06/2024
King's war expands even more
The Don Old's ICE invaded Los Angeles, where nobody outside the film and banking industries have grandparents born in the US.
There were peaceful protests against the icy invasion, and of course some dipshits got violent, like dipshits often do. Local police handled the situation expertly.
Thr King of Hypocricy called the protests an "insurrection". The Jan 6 nonsense he engendered WAS an insurrectrion, and his dipshits are suing the US for arresting them for their insurrection. California is suing Trump for throwing gasoline on the fire by calling in the National Guard.
And the Royal Scam continues.
06/09/2024
All hell breaks loose!
Friday the thirteenth, my ass! It was the twelvth this month.
A United States senator showed up at a FEMA press conference and was forcably removed, put on the ground and handcuffed by King Don the Dastardly's goons for the crime of asking FEMA Director Krusty Gnome a question. He was released without being charged. "And I'm a senator!" he whined. "Imagine if I was normal!"
Then, as if yesterday was Friday the thirteenth, something fell off of a Boing! airplane and the plane crash landed on a hospital less than a minute after taking off. Over 250 dead and counting.
Then Israel started a war, bombing the shit out of Iran. After saying (in Fartsi) "Shit! What the fuck?" vowed revenge on the nation it has sworn to destroy since Israel's inception.
There was a small protest against "La Migra en California" in five blocks of LA's fifty square miles, with some dumbasses vandalizing. LA cops took care of it. King Donald the Bloodthirsty sent in the California National Guard and the MARINES!
Are our calendars off by a day, or is superstition pure bullshit?
06/13/2024
Ass-ass in nation
Two Democratic Minnesota state senators and their spouses were shot Saturday (I think it was Saturday). One senator and her husband were killed, the other senator and his wife are in the hospital.
The presumed murderous shitbag was caught last night, a "pro-life" murderer with a list of other political targets who are in favor of freedom of choice.
Repub lick hands are claiming that he is a Demoncrat. Huh??
06/13/2024
The King is Krying
Saturday (I think it was Saturday) was the US Army's two hundred fiftieth birthday. Former Presidunce Bite'm had scheduled a small celebration.
King Donald the Sociopath decided that it was HIS birthday, so he changed Biden's small, conservative plans to a liberal, lavish, humungous military parade like the other dictators throw on their birthdays, so he spent a hundred forty MILLION dollars of your and my money on it. The king's stooges said there were 250,000 people in the stands watching. Experts called bullshit, saying from fifty thousand to a hundred fifty thousand.
Meanwhile in small towns and big cities across and up and down America, MILLIONS called it "No Kings Day" and protested across our great nation as Trump's party raged and Creedence's draft doger song Fortunate Son ("And when the band plays "Hail to the chief"... It ain't me, it ain't me I ain't no millionaire's son") played ironically at the parade as the troops marched.
Poor Donnie.
06/19/2024
Expansion of the King's War continues
Having been defeated (actually, getting his royal ass kicked) at the Battle of the Parades after defeating Los Angeles, the king attacked Iran.
After having his equally bloodthirsty buddy Nutty Yahoo soften the I ran-ians, the king dropped the next biggest bomb to an A-bomb, the Air Force's "bunker busting" MOP. Actually, several of them on the mountain with most of Eye Ran's weapoms grade uranium they insist is for electrical generation.
"They sure blowd 'em up REAL GOOD," Pete Hogshead was heard to say.
06/22/2024
The war is over!
Well, the one in Eye Ran, anyway.
After King Don the Old claimed he had obliterated I Ran's nuclear bomb program he announced "I won!" After they lobbed a few bombs at each other and at our base in Quitter (all bombs at Quittar were intercepted), the king said of both sides "They don't know what the fuck they're doing!" Severel old women fainted at this.
Eye Ran's "I, yeah toll ya" Hominy said the attack on Quittar was a "slap in the face" to America. Nutty Yahoo in Is real said they won and it was time to get back to the Gaza genocide.
Shops stayed closed in Eye Ran and IsReal because ther populatiions were all still scared shitless.
06/26/2024
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