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King Don the Grate strikes again
King Donald the Heartless released a budget proposal Friday calling for a mix of cuts to domestic programs involving public health, education and clean energy, while seeking to increase spending on a bigger military.
The proposal contains a twenty three percent cut, $163 billion, in funding that currently benefits Americans, and a thirteen percent increase in military spending to benefit the filthy rich bastards like himself.
Such great logic! We have the worlds worst and most expensive healthcare, so cut the budget for health. Our education system is one of the world's worst, so of course its funding should be slashed. The climate is changing rapidly due to global warming, so cut funding on the environment. We have a bigger military than the next five largest militaries combined, so drastically increase the military budget! Brilliant!
Of course his rubber stamp Rethuglicans will pass it.
05/02/2024
Catholics have a new pope!
When a pope kicks the bucket, they vote on a new one, locked up. They stay there smoking black dope, and when they decide who the next pope will be, they smoke white stuff.
Today's smoke signified that Pope Bob from Chicago was voted Holy Somethingorother. Bob, also known as "Leo" had been living in Peru and had become a Peruvian citizen.
05/08/2024
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